Last updated at 5:30 PM on 21st January 2009
Judging by the stacked heels on his shoes, he will do whatever it takes to measure up to his model wife.
So perhaps it should come as no surprise that Nicolas Sarkozy is also taking drastic steps to enhance their love life.
The French president, 53, has been huffing and puffing his way through exercises to improve his strength 'down there'.
He does the GBP 150 sessions a few times a week with personal trainer, Julie Imperiali, who he met through his wife Carla Bruni.
Mrs Imperiali, 26, has described in excruciating detail how the running and stretching exercises will help.
They apparently strengthen the perineal muscles in Mr Sarkozy's lower pelvis. 'Sexual relations are better if the male perineum is in good shape,' said Mrs Imperiali.
'The problems of premature ejaculation are often due to the perineum.'
Mistresses, or any variation in this respect, are an accepted part of any politician’s life. In most cases, their sex lives are slightly more interesting perhaps than their political ejaculations, when these secrets unfold, Sarkozy and his wife being surprisingly open about their “arrangement”.
Mr. Sarkozy, adding a typically French touch, by calling at least one of his mistresses a “personal trainer”! Trainer for sex? His wife, doubtlessly, could give him a few lessons. She, no doubt, rather busy with her own “personal trainers” To her credit she has reached the apex of the tree, proving the oldest profession is still supreme.
With regards to Mademoiselle Imperiali, I have to admit, I like Sarkozy’s choice, the one shown and I would also, doubtlessly, lose more than a couple of stone with her at a 150 pound a throw, a few times a week……
Possibly, Sarkozy will do a Peter Sellers on us, such is his incandescent interest in his “manhood” this would be most unfortunate, as his politics, although complete rubbish, his sex life is entertaining to the population as a whole, especially for the French, especially for myself.
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